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All of your risottos
are the worst risottos
I’ve ever met.
(Source: magnoliapyramids, via shakethecobwebs)
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
(via pluralisms)
#fab #fabulous #death #blood #girl #police #crime #horror #dead #violence #me #nomakeup
(via cheesecakestripper)
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
(Source: venomoth-balls, via berrymelonlove)
ERRMAHGAWD
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