May 2013
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princeowl:
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
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spiritguide:
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
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abortionista:
if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
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great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
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the first word I teach my daughter will be “no”
she will sing it to me and...
– The First Word I Teach My Daughter (via alonesomes)
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shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
dickpicoftheartist:
i need a loaded baked potato and to be loved and admired despite being a total nightmare with very little to offer
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speedofdarkness:
wretchedoftheearth:
I also hate when I’ll tell men that I can’t trust men
and they’ll react in some way like “damn girl who hurt you”
as if my reactions, my hypervigilance, my mistrust came from just one man’s actions
and not the sum of all of the actions
how men act in groups
how men behave everyday
nah dude thats still not “men” thats the men YOU KNOW. this is...
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hiptoyourjive:
accept free drinks to financially cripple the patriarchy
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greatwhiteprivilege:
“i prefer girls who—” hey buddy
i’m gonna let you in on a little secret
nobody cares
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evilnerdproductions:
walk into the club like I would like to purchase an alcohol please
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yagazieemezi:
‘Stop being overdramatic,’ they say.
‘I dont know what you mean,’ I say as I descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist.
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ostracizedpoodle:
who am i shaving for
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the-herondale-men-hate-ducks:
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flaaffytaaffy:
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
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vvendys:
vvendys:
why do the french only eat one egg a day?
because one egg is un oeuf
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graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
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